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Saw Demotivational Poster


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am, #250505
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm, #250486
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am, #246833
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm, #246812
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am, #246794
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am, #246622
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am, #246621
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm, #246617
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!




THE ROCK HAS AN M249 SAW - It doesn't matter what your argument is!


TAGS: m249 saw rock dwayne johnson
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by bigdaddywv

steve1961 - September 26, 2012, 11:20 pm, #239477
Riiiiight...the small stick must be a cane cuz the guy was born in 1940.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:30 pm, #239471
Chuck Norris, has a small stick, The Rock is f*cked.
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:59 pm, #222806
Lol forseti
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:24 am, #222738
My argument: So what?? I've all the ammo!


SERIAL EXTERMINATOR -


TAGS: jigsaw saw slug salt maze
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Doug

LOLWUT - June 30, 2009, 11:28 pm, #91978
genius
Guest - June 18, 2009, 6:36 pm, #88103
Lol thats great


LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.




KILLING ZOMBIES - Its hard work but someones gotta do it


TAGS: zombies guitar baseball bat chainsaw
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Deadite

internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm, #222130
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm, #222129
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 9:30 am, #222102
Ironically, the picture would make a cool t-shirt design (if it isn't already)
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:49 am, #222087
the more I look at this the more I guess it's only a product placement of Apple's iPod...
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:32 pm, #222062
just another type of Axe forseti... Hey, you can also double *** on a fret board :)
forseti - July 28, 2011, 2:51 pm, #222034
And don't forget your guitar... !.... ???....


SEE - SAW -


TAGS: jigsaw pic composition by flint
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by flint

ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 8:01 pm, #200964
I see. 5 Saws.


i want to play a game -


TAGS: saw tag horror
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by getuppunk

arsanlupin - May 8, 2013, 7:07 am, #245599
"You're"


UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.


TAGS: big chainsaw can kill people with kittens
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by maker321

Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 4:50 am, #214070
One thing for certain the weight of the chainsaw will counteract muzzle climb, But you'll need one hell of an extention cord
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm, #181467
i just found this pic and i was gonna use it too.crap:(


MEANWHILE - In Russia




SURPRISE -


TAGS: saw it coming
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Verdeckt - July 18, 2011, 5:24 am, #221496
Guess' comment .. ironic no?
guess - July 17, 2011, 4:15 pm, #221483
It's a tautology. It says nothing.
guess - July 17, 2011, 4:15 pm, #221482
It's a tautology. It says nothing.
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:08 am, #221458
I love it, Haar. To me, you've done the impossible.


PERSPECTIVE - When you have fat friends there are no see-saws, only catapults.


TAGS: seesaw child launcher
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

MilDoc - April 11, 2011, 5:04 pm, #216133
Thanks! Finding a pic of a child flying thru the air was NOT easy!
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 10:32 pm, #215889

lol....nice


BEHOLD - The Redneck See-Saw!


TAGS: redneck see saw
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Koradan

rerun - September 12, 2010, 10:56 am, #193411

the memories this brings back.....and at Christmas we used it to crack walnuts


WHERE IS THIS LEADING TO? - MENFOLK: UNITE! DEFEND YOUR TERRITORY!


TAGS: wtf gucci pink gold design chainsaw
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by forseti

GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 7:56 pm, #166675
that's just wrong


Magneto -




LET ME ASK, AMANDA... - How do you feel about sequels? Lots and lots of sequels...




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TAGS: not drill saw
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by fascistfrenchman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 21, 2014, 3:28 pm, #253162
5eems you have a lot of... "skill" ... with puns, lol.
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 10:40 pm, #252981
I saw what you did and I know who you arbor. I suppose one needs to have smashed a thumb or two to appreciate that.


UNTIL THE END -


TAGS: atheist calendar chainsaw
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Greeny

BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 8:06 pm, #228840
cr55py
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:50 pm, #228820
... New meaning to laying stihl *ahem*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:58 am, #228807
I Think I Get It ?


Hello -


TAGS: n s a saw game
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by JesusWept



SCOOBY DOO AND THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACARE - The Lost Episode




GIANT-ASS SAW THINGIE -


TAGS: giant saw
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Koradan

supplyfishy - August 25, 2011, 4:24 pm, #223487
its 4 strip mineing
crunchy - August 6, 2009, 10:58 pm, #105399
this is in Germany ans they use that machine to mine coal ..i think


WHY I LIKE YARDWORK. -




BEAM SABERS -


TAGS: challenge day quaint facts day gundam universe terms you all saw this coming
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 9:03 am, #207802
@Bart. Dude I totally agree. As long as the anime Motifakes are tastefully & witty enough to be worthy enough for the much sought after 5L stamp. I'm a big anime fan mahself so I look foward to the rolling chuckles that they bring. Awesome job by the way
Bartimaeus - March 9, 2010, 1:46 am, #163369
I'm glad you like it. I'm actually trying to break this stigma some have against anime posters...it's kind of an uphill battle after Jalford and all. He still around?
MO - March 8, 2010, 9:04 am, #163054
The second anime 5 I've ever given. Creative and apt. So stop it Bart! I don't want to make this a habit!!
Bartimaeus - March 7, 2010, 6:47 pm, #162746
I'm not overcompensating for anything!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:36 pm, #162744
"Bart, you got some splain'in to do"


RAISE THE ROOF -


TAGS: warsaw ghetto uprising i know nussing
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

fascistfrenchman - June 12, 2010, 4:58 am, #180041
Who else thinks Schindler's List is a hilarious comedy? I pardon you :P
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 11:56 pm, #88491
That's why he's LD and we're not!
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 11:56 pm, #88490
Hilarious, LD... give that tiger a can o' tuna!
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 9:14 am, #88215
Ain't no party like a Nazi party cuz a Nazi party don't stoooooop!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 11:01 pm, #88157
Haar... this is an absolute 10-lion posting. And if you don't believe me, just believe the 1.8/5 - 5 votes rating you had.


SAW TOYS -




AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAP - Gentlemen, make sure you don't drop your seed just anywhere! (this is a Motifake Service Announcement)


TAGS: culos reap saw seed msa
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by culos

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:16 pm, #205574
I GET IT!! There was some rutger hauer movie where they explained semen causes MANDRAKE 2 grow.
Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:54 pm, #205564

awesome
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 9:20 am, #205428
right next to 82757


WHAT IF -


TAGS: was that a spread sheet i just saw on your screen
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 8:03 am, #223517
*BUMP*
spacedog - June 4, 2010, 6:56 pm, #179038
Well done Jake, 5L.
pieman - June 4, 2010, 2:46 pm, #179021
I would make coffee and sneek in a spread sheet or two. 5 sugars in your coffee.
deadraisin - June 4, 2010, 2:36 pm, #179020
I gotta say my favorite Motifake to date, 5L for sure.
Zealot - June 4, 2010, 1:39 pm, #179017
nah, I'd do my homework
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 1:01 pm, #179014
Amsome poster Jake and amsome comment Grey. 5L's!
GreyScorpion - June 4, 2010, 12:49 pm, #179012
this should have been posted on Blasphemy day, just sayin' 5L


Vegan -




One way or another, I'm gonna find ya' -




KEYBOARDS -


TAGS: now i can only saw logs at 90 degrees nnnnnnn
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Claire - March 21, 2010, 1:45 pm, #166160
This is amaing.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 1:10 pm, #166158
Five it up!
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 1:09 pm, #166157
Oh, I get it, nicely done
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 1:08 pm, #166156
lol I dindn't get "ed key" until just now. "Zed."
ICEMAN - March 21, 2010, 1:05 pm, #166155
Zip, Zing, buZZ
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 1:04 pm, #166154
Someone wanna explain this for me?
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 1:03 pm, #166153
So, saying that I'm a fan of girls who are pe dispensers... not good?
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 1:01 pm, #166151
Well, dammit, Bart. Now I just feel zilly.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 1:00 pm, #166149
Ouch! Too soon!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:58 pm, #166147
Buzz?
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 12:57 pm, #166146
Google says it may stand for Zip Back-Up. No?
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 12:53 pm, #166145
LMAO! If you have to ask, you're too young. Or, you need to take a trip to Vegas.
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 12:52 pm, #166144
What's a zbu? ;) 5L


THE ENVIROMENT - Oh How I love the CARNAGE!!




Conspiracies -


TAGS: devil world conspiracies puzzle jigsaw
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:08 pm, #246134

love it


GAMES - He likes to play them




BOUNDRIES - Because you can't see a stern talking to from space




AU PAIR - An indispensible part of raising a child.




BONESAW IS READY! - Never mind. He's not ready.




MISS PIGGY'S REVENGE. - All those years without commitment are bound to drive a woman crazy!


TAGS: i just saw her sneak out with beaker and fozzy
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:53 pm, #140699
With rice? How blase.


DR. SALVADOR - An apple a day won't keep this doctor away.




CHILDHOOD -




BOXXY SAW WHAT YOU DID -




EXTREME OLYMPICS -




Herobrine -




Even Billy -




THE GAME - You just lost it




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