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Saw Demotivational Poster


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!




THE ROCK HAS AN M249 SAW - It doesn't matter what your argument is!


TAGS: m249 saw rock dwayne johnson
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by bigdaddywv

steve1961 - September 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
Riiiiight...the small stick must be a cane cuz the guy was born in 1940.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:30 pm
Chuck Norris, has a small stick, The Rock is f*cked.
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:59 pm
Lol forseti
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:24 am
My argument: So what?? I've all the ammo!


SERIAL EXTERMINATOR -


TAGS: jigsaw saw slug salt maze
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Doug

LOLWUT - June 30, 2009, 11:28 pm
genius
Guest - June 18, 2009, 6:36 pm
Lol thats great


LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.




KILLING ZOMBIES - Its hard work but someones gotta do it


TAGS: zombies guitar baseball bat chainsaw
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Deadite

internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 9:30 am
Ironically, the picture would make a cool t-shirt design (if it isn't already)
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:49 am
the more I look at this the more I guess it's only a product placement of Apple's iPod...
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:32 pm
just another type of Axe forseti... Hey, you can also double *** on a fret board :)
forseti - July 28, 2011, 2:51 pm
And don't forget your guitar... !.... ???....


SEE - SAW -


TAGS: jigsaw pic composition by flint
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by flint

ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 8:01 pm
I see. 5 Saws.


i want to play a game -


TAGS: saw tag horror
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by getuppunk

arsanlupin - May 8, 2013, 7:07 am
"You're"


UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.


TAGS: big chainsaw can kill people with kittens
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by maker321

Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 4:50 am
One thing for certain the weight of the chainsaw will counteract muzzle climb, But you'll need one hell of an extention cord
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
i just found this pic and i was gonna use it too.crap:(


MEANWHILE - In Russia




SURPRISE -


TAGS: saw it coming
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Verdeckt - July 18, 2011, 5:24 am
Guess' comment .. ironic no?
guess - July 17, 2011, 4:15 pm
It's a tautology. It says nothing.
guess - July 17, 2011, 4:15 pm
It's a tautology. It says nothing.
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:08 am
I love it, Haar. To me, you've done the impossible.


PERSPECTIVE - When you have fat friends there are no see-saws, only catapults.


TAGS: seesaw child launcher
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

MilDoc - April 11, 2011, 5:04 pm
Thanks! Finding a pic of a child flying thru the air was NOT easy!
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 10:32 pm

lol....nice


BEHOLD - The Redneck See-Saw!


TAGS: redneck see saw
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Koradan

rerun - September 12, 2010, 10:56 am

the memories this brings back.....and at Christmas we used it to crack walnuts


WHERE IS THIS LEADING TO? - MENFOLK: UNITE! DEFEND YOUR TERRITORY!


TAGS: wtf gucci pink gold design chainsaw
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by forseti

GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 7:56 pm
that's just wrong


Magneto -




LET ME ASK, AMANDA... - How do you feel about sequels? Lots and lots of sequels...




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TAGS: not drill saw
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by fascistfrenchman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 21, 2014, 3:28 pm
5eems you have a lot of... "skill" ... with puns, lol.
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 10:40 pm
I saw what you did and I know who you arbor. I suppose one needs to have smashed a thumb or two to appreciate that.


UNTIL THE END -


TAGS: atheist calendar chainsaw
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Greeny

BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 8:06 pm
cr55py
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:50 pm
... New meaning to laying stihl *ahem*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:58 am
I Think I Get It ?


Hello -


TAGS: n s a saw game
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by JesusWept



SCOOBY DOO AND THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACARE - The Lost Episode




GIANT-ASS SAW THINGIE -


TAGS: giant saw
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Koradan

supplyfishy - August 25, 2011, 4:24 pm
its 4 strip mineing
crunchy - August 6, 2009, 10:58 pm
this is in Germany ans they use that machine to mine coal ..i think


WHY I LIKE YARDWORK. -




BEAM SABERS -


TAGS: challenge day quaint facts day gundam universe terms you all saw this coming
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 9:03 am
@Bart. Dude I totally agree. As long as the anime Motifakes are tastefully & witty enough to be worthy enough for the much sought after 5L stamp. I'm a big anime fan mahself so I look foward to the rolling chuckles that they bring. Awesome job by the way
Bartimaeus - March 9, 2010, 1:46 am
I'm glad you like it. I'm actually trying to break this stigma some have against anime posters...it's kind of an uphill battle after Jalford and all. He still around?
MO - March 8, 2010, 9:04 am
The second anime 5 I've ever given. Creative and apt. So stop it Bart! I don't want to make this a habit!!
Bartimaeus - March 7, 2010, 6:47 pm
I'm not overcompensating for anything!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:36 pm
"Bart, you got some splain'in to do"


RAISE THE ROOF -


TAGS: warsaw ghetto uprising i know nussing
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

fascistfrenchman - June 12, 2010, 4:58 am
Who else thinks Schindler's List is a hilarious comedy? I pardon you :P
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 11:56 pm
That's why he's LD and we're not!
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 11:56 pm
Hilarious, LD... give that tiger a can o' tuna!
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 9:14 am
Ain't no party like a Nazi party cuz a Nazi party don't stoooooop!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 11:01 pm
Haar... this is an absolute 10-lion posting. And if you don't believe me, just believe the 1.8/5 - 5 votes rating you had.


SAW TOYS -




AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAP - Gentlemen, make sure you don't drop your seed just anywhere! (this is a Motifake Service Announcement)


TAGS: culos reap saw seed msa
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by culos

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:16 pm
I GET IT!! There was some rutger hauer movie where they explained semen causes MANDRAKE 2 grow.
Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:54 pm

awesome
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 9:20 am
right next to 82757


WHAT IF -


TAGS: was that a spread sheet i just saw on your screen
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 8:03 am
*BUMP*
spacedog - June 4, 2010, 6:56 pm
Well done Jake, 5L.
pieman - June 4, 2010, 2:46 pm
I would make coffee and sneek in a spread sheet or two. 5 sugars in your coffee.
deadraisin - June 4, 2010, 2:36 pm
I gotta say my favorite Motifake to date, 5L for sure.
Zealot - June 4, 2010, 1:39 pm
nah, I'd do my homework
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 1:01 pm
Amsome poster Jake and amsome comment Grey. 5L's!
GreyScorpion - June 4, 2010, 12:49 pm
this should have been posted on Blasphemy day, just sayin' 5L


Vegan -




One way or another, I'm gonna find ya' -




KEYBOARDS -


TAGS: now i can only saw logs at 90 degrees nnnnnnn
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Claire - March 21, 2010, 1:45 pm
This is amaing.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 1:10 pm
Five it up!
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 1:09 pm
Oh, I get it, nicely done
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 1:08 pm
lol I dindn't get "ed key" until just now. "Zed."
ICEMAN - March 21, 2010, 1:05 pm
Zip, Zing, buZZ
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 1:04 pm
Someone wanna explain this for me?
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 1:03 pm
So, saying that I'm a fan of girls who are pe dispensers... not good?
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 1:01 pm
Well, dammit, Bart. Now I just feel zilly.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 1:00 pm
Ouch! Too soon!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:58 pm
Buzz?
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 12:57 pm
Google says it may stand for Zip Back-Up. No?
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 12:53 pm
LMAO! If you have to ask, you're too young. Or, you need to take a trip to Vegas.
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 12:52 pm
What's a zbu? ;) 5L


THE ENVIROMENT - Oh How I love the CARNAGE!!




Conspiracies -


TAGS: devil world conspiracies puzzle jigsaw
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:08 pm

love it


GAMES - He likes to play them




BOUNDRIES - Because you can't see a stern talking to from space




AU PAIR - An indispensible part of raising a child.




BONESAW IS READY! - Never mind. He's not ready.




MISS PIGGY'S REVENGE. - All those years without commitment are bound to drive a woman crazy!


TAGS: i just saw her sneak out with beaker and fozzy
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:53 pm
With rice? How blase.


DR. SALVADOR - An apple a day won't keep this doctor away.




CHILDHOOD -




BOXXY SAW WHAT YOU DID -




EXTREME OLYMPICS -




Herobrine -




Even Billy -




THE GAME - You just lost it




Jigsaw Puzzle -




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